Merry Christmas!

by Katren Hepworth
New Staff Member Hired!
We have an upgrade! The Kazette has the Sideline called "The Northern Informer"! Welcome, Northern Informer to the Kazette! All stories are checked by my "awesome" editor, so they are good!
I am learning to play the piano! I am now plaing with both hands, using broken chords, and using the damper pedal! Yay me!
Caeley's newspaper, "The Caeley Free Press", is going great! Contact my editor, and you can read the latest edition of it!
I am now writing three books! I can show two of the names, though! The first is "Murder?". It is a mystery novel, about a twenty-one-year-old who is asked to solve a mystery. Someone is sending out death threats to the head librarian, and when she is found dead, Felicity knows this person is serious. The other book is called "Grandpa", a World War II veteran with Alzheimers, about my ninety-year-old grandfather who is losing his memory.
Caeley had a birthday. She turned ten! Yes, Caeley is ten! Yaaaa!
Family News - By My Family!
One family member writes a story for the Kazette. First person to write a story is Caeley!
"Today it is November 27. I am so happy that tomorrow is my birthday! My grandma and grandpa sent me twenty-five dollars for my birthday. I know what I am doing with ten dollars - I am going to buy a Cabbage Patch doll at the Family Dollar!"
Humor
Starting Early
A little boy weas lost during the Christmas shopping rush. he was standing in an aisle of the busy department store crying, "I want my mommy!". People kept passing by, giving the unhappy youngster nickels and dimes.
Finally a floor walker came over to him and said, "I know where your mommy is.". The little boy looked up with his tear-drenched eyes, and said, "So do I... just keep quiet!"
Books Katren Has Read
- Promise of Zion series
- Young Royals series
- Thanks to Niki
- Lemony Snickett's A Series of Unfortunate Events series
- Midnight at Lonesome Boy
- Little House on the Prairie
- What Jane Found
- The Face on the Milk Carton
- Whatever Happened to Janie
- The Voice on the Radio
Submissions
Book Reading Contest
Try to read at least seventy books in the year 2008, and when you finish, tell me by email. Send your name, your age, and your gender, along with the day you finished book seventy (or if you read more!), and I'll put it in the Kazette!
Christmas
Tell me about what you did on Christmas! I want to know what went on! When I get your email, I will put it in the January edition! You could be reading about yourself!
Also, please tell me what you got for Christmas! I'd love to read your stories!
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Weather
- Highs mid-30's, lows around low-20's
- Snow / Wind
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Bible Verse of the Month
And she brought forth her firstborn son, and wrapped him in swaddling clothes, and laid him in a manger; because there was no room for them in the inn.
Luke 2:7
Recipe of the Month
Holiday Delight
- 2.5 gallons flavored sherbet
- 2.5 gallons frozen whipped cream
- 1 box of vanilla wafers
- 1 full cup crushed pecans
Soften sherbet and whipped cream. Crush vanilla wafers and mix with pecans. Mix half of wafer mixture with 1 container of whipped topping. Mix the other half of water mix with the other tub of whipped topping. Spread one container of mixture evenly into a 9x13 inch pan. Spread both half gallons of softened sherbet over the top. Top it all with the wafer/whipped topping mix. Freeze. Cut into serving portions.
Poem of the Month
Thirty days hath September, April, June, and November. All the rest have thirty-one, except the second month, to which we humbly assign twenty-eight, 'till Leap Year makes it twenty-nine!
The Northern Informer
Merry Christmas! I am glad to be part of this paper! I will tell you the updates at my house. But first, here is a bit about me. I am a mother of three adults (two girls and a boy), I live out in the country (a wonderful place), I have a ten-year old dog, and I am married to a wonderful man.
On the way to my church (that is forty miles away), we saw three large birds circling in the sky. We soon saw one was a crow, and the other two were Bald Eagles! We saw lots of their nests, hidden in the trees. They were huge!
Well, I am out of time! See you next time on The Northern Informer!