Katren retakes her position
by Katren Hepworth
Katren says "No way, Caeley" and steps back into her position of power
Have you read
The Crime yet? Looking for a pen pal? I'm the answer to both questions!
I went fishing and I got four fish!
No more invasions! I lead the newspaper.
Read Frank Peretti's books.
I can be reached via email
here.
Sorry this was late!
Your lead writer for always,
Katren
Caeley: guest writer
by Caeley Hepworth
Caeley steps in as a guest writer for the main area of the Kazette
I went fishing. I didn't catch anything but I saw an alive oyster and a crawfish and four or five otters.
I went bike riding and I broke my training wheel. I jumped through the sprinkler while I was wearing overalls and my tie-dyed t-shirt. I had fun.
I got free ice cream - a king cone. A church was giving out free ice cream. Kids were giving out invitations for VBS and they were following an ice cream truck. My sister got a triple-fudge cone. My brother got the sprinkled ice cream on a stick. We tasted each other's - they were all good!
I'm going on vacation in fifteen days. We're going to Mt. Rushmore and Iowa. I can't wait to see my cousin Bethany in Iowa!
I went to Lake Michigan July, 4. I went to my family reunion. I was wearing my tie-dyed t-shirt with blue jean shorts. I got to go to Lake Michigan and I found lots of rocks and shells.
~Caeley
P.S. My brother's awesome!
The Sideline ™
by David Hepworth
Such an intense battle being waged in the coridoors of the Kazette studio! A sense of awe filled the halls and a revered silence envolped the staff after Caeley's "invasion" was posted on the primary news area of the Kazette. Awakened from her slumber, Katren was shocked and disturbed by what she read. Quickly, with the alacrity of a desperate individual on the brink of insanity, Katren penned her best work to date in her "return" to the Kazette. Readers have so far been enthustastic about the developments, but their enthusiasm pales in comparison to the excitement of the staff. It's the dawn of a new era of online newspapers, and devoted readers of the Kazette have been the first to witness the change. Loyalty has certainly had its benefits in this case.
Why am I writing this? Because I wanted to express my gratitude to all those who have remained steadfast in their determination to visit this site regularly, despite the lack of updates. I want to ensure every reader understands the significance of what has happened in this latest issue, and what the ramifications this recent battle will have for the company. The war certaily hasn't ended here: the crew can feel the suspense, the tense anticipation of yet another struggle for supremacy already boiling under the surface of the premiere editors. The carnage will continue, and you as a reader will be able to enjoy the spoils. Ready your feed bags, because you're going to have a lot to chew on in the upcoming issues!
