September Offers New Features!
by Katren Hepworth
This month has extras!
News
On the 23rd of august, the power went out with a
strike of lightning. My family was looking on the
computer to find out if we had a tornado warning, and
it went out with a deathly CRACK!!! I talked to a
friend of mine, who saw the power go out, infact, I
will tell you her story!!
She was in her room, cleaning up, and she stopped
to look out her window. She saw a large crack of
lightning hit a tree, knocking it down. It hit a
transformer, and the power went out. She walked to the
other side of her room, and saw her fourteen year old
uncle, flashlight in hand. He made her jump!
I went to see the tree, and it was huge! It covered
atleast three back yards, that are 16 ft. long!!!!! It
was cleaned up, though!!!
SPECIAL NEWS FLASH!
MISSING!
Miss Ella went outside, to find that she had been
robbed! She had a 70$ baby jumperfor baby Elly so she
could play, and it was gone!"
I moved her, thinking it was safe," Miss Ella said in
her Romanian accent." But, I guess it is not. Maybe
Pontiac, or Rochester would be safe. Maybe we be their
in spring, I don't know."
Read next months issue to find out more updates on, MISSING!
Life
A few weeks ago, Caeley and I went outside to play,
and we happened to find our friends outside. A mother,
Miss Ella, and her baby, Elly, who is turning one sept
7! Caeley and I played with Elly, and talked to her
mom. Elly was learning how to walk, so Caeley and I
went on walks around the yard. Then we took Elly on a
wagon ride around the yard! She shrieked with joy, and
her smile, oh! She has the cutest little smile you
ever saw! She gave us her biggest smile as we went
down a hill. We would stop to say hi to Miss Ella, and
Elly would squeal!
The next day, we did the same thing, but tha t time
was different, we had a five year old girl come on the
ride. She shifted her weight, and the wagon tipped
over! The wagon had a bad wheel. I then picked up elly
as she cried, and took her to miss Ella. I fixed the
wheel, and now they have a safer wagon!
Friday the 17th of august, I went to a award
cerimony for the summer reading program at my library!
I entered the Young Adult group, and was one of the
chidren to finish the program! I was to read twelve
books, and I won! When I first got to the party, I ate
a big meal, then, I went through the woods to find ten
sticks for a bonfire! I then went walking through the
woods for fun! (I went in the woods with a friend, I
had to use the buddy systum.) Then, i went into a
feild and played a whole lot of games! Then, I went to
a lodge, and I won two books! One was for finishing my
twelve books, and the other for getting my name pulled
out of a raffle box! Then i went to the bonfire, and
made Smores over the fire! Then, to wait for our
parents to pick us up, we did the limbo dance!!!! Then
I became a girls hero, along with a few other kids,
and I found out that her mom is my friend! We love to
play Nancy Drew video games! I met her mom outside the
lodge, and I found out that just the day before, they
had been watching The Twighlight zone, while playing a
Nancy Drew video game I loaned them! The girl had a
sister and they went to bed, and came outside their
rooms saying that their pillows where glowing! Their
mom thought that they had stayed up tooo late playing
Nancy rew, and then found that the styrafoam beeds in
their pillows where shocking each other, and the light
shining through the pillow looked like the pillows
where glowing!!!
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Humor
An atheist was walking in a forest, and got caught by
bigfoot! " AHHH!" He yelled." Lord! Save me!!!!"
Bigfoot walked away. Then, a thundering voice came
from the clouds." I thought you didn't believe in me."
Ya!" The atheist replied." But a minute ago, I
didn't believe in Bigfoot!"
Book Do's and Don't's
I have read many books, good and bad, so now I am
giving you book do's and Don't's!
Read
- The Boston Jane trilogy
- A Friend for Today
- Little House books
- Reaching for the sun
- Nancy Drew
- Calvin and Hobbs
- Escape from Memory
- Like a Pro
- The stolen Sapphire
- Double Identity
- Shadow Children
- Adventures Down Under
- Candy Bombers (It is in a trilogy, but I forget the
trilogy name.)
- Ella Enchanted
- Deaf Child Crossing
- A Seiries of unfortunate events
- Joan Lowery Nixon's books
- Lady Grace series
- My Life of Crime
- I Dream of Murder
Don't Read
- Spelldown
- for swearing atleast 20 times a chapter, and
speaking rudely to God.
That is all the book do's and don't's!
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